Badass

My conversation at work this morning:

My Boss: What's that under your sleeve?

Me: Oh, it's my badass tattoo from my halloween costume.

Him: (Gives me dubious look, while trying to refrain from rolling his eyes.)

Boy Bands

My sister is going out tonight with a guy named Hanson. I asked her if she was going to sing "Mmm-bop" when she met up with him. Not that I should judge, the last time I had a date I got stood up. Maybe I should try to find a guy named NKOTB?